Headless Bailey

Headless Bailey is here to haunt me for all of the treats not given to him. He's not nearly as cute without the head, but still pretty damn cute. Woooo, I'm scared!

Cheeky!!

I'm getting fresh with Bailey, and he is shocked and appauled. I'm not sorry.

Peekaboo!

Bailey is sneaking a peek at what I am cooking to see if a morsel falls. How does he DO that?!

Tonight on Wild Discovery...

Ahhh... rarely seen footage of the wild Bailey emerging cautiously into his native environment - the silk comforter on mattress.

Time for check-out?

Bailey heard that mommy checked out in Tokyo - sorry buddy, not time for you to check out yet. ...note to self: Stop feeding Bailey those plutonium snacks...

Hey!

Bailey has had enough of the paparazzi, and their candid shots. Its not even his good side!

Smooches!!

Bailey sends a big, wet cyber-smooch to mommy in Japan. Mmmmwwwaaaa!!!

Movie night w Bailey

Pass the popcorn, please.

Concave Bailey

Its like he was made for the back of the couch. Perfect fit!

Strike a pose

Bailey was just too handsome to resist. What a stud.

I'm gettin outta here!

I'm trying to catch a shot of Bailey as he runs by, taunting me to play. Just missed!

Razz-Bailey

Pbbthhhpbbthhh. Bailey just had some delicious pate dinner, and you didn't. Nye ner nye ner nye ner.

He's not just the president...

Bailey's also a client. So natural, you can run your fingers through it, and even swim with it! No one will ever know...

...47....48....49....50!!

READY OR NOT, HERE BAILEY COMES!! He'll never find me under the pile of rattle-y grocery bags...

No fun without mommy

Bailey is half-heartedly swatting at his leather tassle-thingy. He is thinking of mommy on her far-away trip. Be safe mommy, and have fun!

Ninja Bailey

Bailey silently creeps ever closer to inspect the remaining crumbs on the plate. He is a dark and deadly morsel-stalker whose ninjitsu skills allow him to avoid all detection.

Or so he thinks.

Bathtime with Bailey

Bailey settles in to clean off the stink of human, left by my marathon snorgling session. Ah, the fresh scent of salmon pate!

Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name?

Bailey channels his inner Jim Morrison. Like so:

Window shopping

Bailey is checking out the local wildlife in his urban jungle. The spiders and potato bugs are particularly spry today.

So the promoter says, "What the heck to you call that act?!?"

And the dad says..."THE ARISTO-CATS!!" Bailey loves that joke.

Wakey wakey Bailey!

Zzzz...snort....wha?? I am so rude. It's the middle of the late afternoon, and I just snap on the lights and start shooting photos. How is Bailey supposed to get his 18 hours of beauty sleep with all of this disruption?? I should just shut the lights off and go away.

Did you hear something?

Bailey, a.k.a "Killer," is on the alert for any whiff of danger. He is certain the best place from which to launch a tactical attack is under the bed. WAAAY under the bed.

The porkchop incident

Bailey stares down the object of his desire. For one fleeting moment, on one wonderful afternoon, Bailey had the whole world before him. On an uncovered plate, in an empty house. But only for a moment.

Soothing the savage beast

Bailey LOVES acoustic Stray Cats sing alongs. "...but I GOT cat class and I GOT cat style...."

Good Morning Sunshine!!

Bailey checks if I am awake. Well I am now. Don't I realize it is time for breakfast??

Yeliab is Bailey backwards

Bailey seems to be missing the finer nuances of litter box mechanics. So I guess toilet training is out of the question?

Last Night With Mommy (Again)

Bailey gets a well deserved head rub the night before mommy has to leave again. Sigh. Absence does make the heart grow fonder.

Have you SEEN this season's Louis Kitt-on bag?!

Pretty hot. But the spokesmodel is hotter. So sleek. So furry. So bored. So hungry.

Does this chair cushion match the chair?

Maybe not quite, but it looks comfy. A little squeaky when you sit on it though....

Fingers and toes crossed....

Bailey REALLY hopes to see mommy again soon! Perhaps today??